gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...