Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...