Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...