Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...