Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....