Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!