The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...