Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!