Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...