Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...