Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...