How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
SOTALLY TOBER
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Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...