What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...