Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...