Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...