What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...