Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...