Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...