Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...