You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...