A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...