10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...