Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...