Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...