Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...