Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”