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English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Bragging about old times
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Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Economics ruins life
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Giving Cats Pills
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Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Sheakespeare
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Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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