Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...