Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....