Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.