Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...