Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...