Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...