Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...