Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...