Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...