Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...