Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...