Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...