You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!