Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...