Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...