Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...