A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...