Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!