My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...