Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...