A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...