How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!