What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A game of animal football
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Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Excess billing hours
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Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
I’ll trust you that you paid
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Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...